potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
Me: should i get a life or watch another tv series
I just finished Weeds and said this to myself...
cjhatesboredom: meanwhile in twitter… moments later…
chivalrousgambler: sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: me huntin for the pussy SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas. You made your bed now lie in it.
It was one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it,...– Nick Carraway, The Great Gatsby (via vodkakilledtheteens)